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Please donate any small amount that you can to our Kickstarter campaign (this entire post is one giant link to the page) so that we can get the pilot episode made, and possibly make more in the future. If you can’t donate anything, at least reblog this so it can reach more potential backers.
I guarantee that you’ll laugh at our show - if you want a sample of how funny we are, just watch the Kickstarter video above and the outtakes compilation that can be found on the “Updates” page.
Thanks so much for your help and support. You’re helping dreams come true <3
Hey spread this. It’s funny. And it’s meeeeee!
Have fun on Sunday, folks.
Edit: Yeah, by “drink” I mean sip, of course. Don’t be taking a shot or chugging a beer for each of these things. You will die.
The Official JAJ Oscars Drinking Game (2012)

Take 1 drink any time…
- …someone mentions Uggy the dog.
- …someone makes a (liberal) political statement.
- …someone mentions Whitney Houston.
- …someone says “Wow” during their acceptance speech (1 drink per “wow”)
- …the camera cuts to Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie
Take 2 drinks any time…
- …someone thanks God in their acceptance speech.
- …someone says “Scorsese”.
- …someone says something that gets censored.
- …a muppet appears onscreen.
- …Billy Crystal makes reference to his hosting experiences in the past.
Take 3 drinks any time…
- …someone’s acceptance speech gets interrupted by the orchestra playing them off.
- …someone makes a (conservative) political statement.
- …someone makes a reference to The Tree of Life being weird, experimental, pretentious, etc.
- …there’s a mention of Michael Fassbender getting screwed over in these awards.
- …there’s a reference to Twilight.
And the part of the game that will really test your resilience: For every award being given, before the winner is announced, say 1.) Which nominee you want to win, and 2.) Which nominee you expect to win.
- If the winner is the nominee you want to win, congratulations! Take 1 drink!
- If the winner is the nominee you expect to win, you’re so smart! Take 2 drinks!
- If the winner is a nominee you neither wanted or expected to win, learn from your mistakes! Take 3 drinks!
(if you want and expect the same nominee to win, you only need to take 2 drinks if it is, in fact, the winner)
On my way home from work, I popped into the farmer’s market, wearing my fedora, bought a single bunch of broccoli, and paid for it with a $2 bill. I hope I sufficiently intrigued the cashier.









