Thursday, May 10, 2012 Thursday, March 29, 2012

Hey spread this. It’s funny. And it’s meeeeee!

Friday, March 2, 2012 Monday, February 27, 2012 Friday, February 24, 2012 Wednesday, February 22, 2012
Have fun on Sunday, folks.
Edit: Yeah, by “drink” I mean sip, of course. Don’t be taking a shot or chugging a beer for each of these things. You will die.

Have fun on Sunday, folks.

Edit: Yeah, by “drink” I mean sip, of course. Don’t be taking a shot or chugging a beer for each of these things. You will die.

The Official JAJ Oscars Drinking Game (2012)

(Taken from my review blog)

Take drink any time…

  • …someone mentions Uggy the dog.
  • …someone makes a (liberal) political statement.
  • …someone mentions Whitney Houston.
  • …someone says “Wow” during their acceptance speech (1 drink per “wow”)
  • …the camera cuts to Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie

Take drinks any time…

  • …someone thanks God in their acceptance speech.
  • …someone says “Scorsese”.
  • …someone says something that gets censored.
  • …a muppet appears onscreen.
  • …Billy Crystal makes reference to his hosting experiences in the past.

Take drinks any time…

  • …someone’s acceptance speech gets interrupted by the orchestra playing them off.
  • …someone makes a (conservative) political statement.
  • …someone makes a reference to The Tree of Life being weird, experimental, pretentious, etc.
  • …there’s a mention of Michael Fassbender getting screwed over in these awards.
  • …there’s a reference to Twilight.

And the part of the game that will really test your resilience: For every award being given, before the winner is announced, say 1.) Which nominee you want to win, and 2.) Which nominee you expect to win.

  • If the winner is the nominee you want to win, congratulations! Take 1 drink!
  • If the winner is the nominee you expect to win, you’re so smart! Take 2 drinks!
  • If the winner is a nominee you neither wanted or expected to win, learn from your mistakes! Take 3 drinks!

(if you want and expect the same nominee to win, you only need to take 2 drinks if it is, in fact, the winner)

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 Thursday, February 16, 2012 Friday, February 10, 2012 Thursday, February 9, 2012
On my way home from work, I popped into the farmer’s market, wearing my fedora, bought a single bunch of broccoli, and paid for it with a $2 bill. I hope I sufficiently intrigued the cashier.

On my way home from work, I popped into the farmer’s market, wearing my fedora, bought a single bunch of broccoli, and paid for it with a $2 bill. I hope I sufficiently intrigued the cashier.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012
Yes! Thanks mom!

Yes! Thanks mom!