Republicans, Get in My Vagina!
Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage “spread” the message that the one thing women really want in their vagina is the government.
Judy Greer is so fantastic
Here we have Gingrich CLEARLY violating a federal law -
TITLE 18 > PART I > CHAPTER 29 > § 599§ 599. Promise of appointment by candidate
Whoever, being a candidate, directly or indirectly promises or pledges the appointment, or the use of his influence or support for the appointment of any person to any public or private position or employment, for the purpose of procuring support in his candidacy shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if the violation was willful, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.
And how much you want to fucking bet that nothing happens to him?
EDIT: “for the purpose of procuring support in his candidacy”
I suppose that since she ALREADY stated her support for him, it’s not a direct violation. I rescind my rant.
(Source: dailykos.com)
So ridiculous, our laws are.
(Source: drunkonstevphen)
(Source: drunkonstevphen)
<3 the Onion. Hate how right this is.
So, after a conversation that began about unemployment and ended up getting completely de-railed, my friends and I have created a new political party, the Fancy Stags. Our representative animal, far superior than your common donkey or elephant, is a beautiful stag, in a suit, with wings.
Right now our only platform is anti-deer ticks and anti-mosquito. Come and like us on Facebook, unless you want your children to fall victim to lyme disease and malaria.
Depressing Facts: This Isn't Funny
A lot of people, especially on the Left, have the tendency to make jokes about the 2012 GOP candidates; these people look forward to each new debate in what seems to have become an merciless and unending string of debates — I think we’ve had more than ten now — in order to…
Idiot Comments on Idiot Site
The comments below this ridiculous post from a conservative who doesn’t understand what closed captioning is make me hurt on the inside. The fact that some people are so eager to attack Obama and insinuate he’s unAmerican… it’s all just so stupid. I wish people used the reasoning skills that we’ve acquired.
